Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Albondigas
Mexican pork and beef meatballs,
roast tomato and pasilla chili stew,
queso fresco, cilantro

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Bacon Day 3: The Reckoning

Update: Behold, The BA-zooka; summer sausage rocket launcher...
The fat mans cheery grin is belayed by the hunger in his eyes. The bright colors of his jacket and tribal insignia shine in the reflected light of a thousand blazing suns as they flutter in the cosmic winds he rides. He steers his monstrous winged steed across the star-splashed void of outer space, and in the beasts bloody talons are clutched their precious prey, the creature freshly slaughtered and borne now to its final doom, as fated as the debauched revelry and ritual towards which the smiling Nazgul butcher rides with such glee.

Bacon Day

The natural hog-affinities of my hometown have come come together with the Bacon Meme and produced this event: a pure and simple celebration of the belly of the beast, and a seed of what will one day surely become a religion.

“I swore to everyone who helped me prepare the AT-AT that I would never make anything like that again” Hamon said. “I guess a year is enough time to forget the bacon cooking madness that happened.”


“I’m incredibly apprehensive about the complexity of the piece this time around. Right now, it’s not going to be any smaller than last year, but I do plan on cooking the bacon outside, so that will definitely be a little less stressful,” he said. “I’ll be under more of a time crunch this year, since I won’t be in town until (the weekend of the event). Fortunately, the bulk of the work always gets done the night before in a sleepless haze.”


A sleepless haze indeed. A haze of fat-smoke and hog-grease fog that seizes some, like this poor bastard, with a zealous intensity, compelling them to work strange works for reasons they do not understand. In the grip of a Meat Madness the construction of scale model robots out of processed pork products can seem not only reasonable but necessary. In a strange loop of culinary/art illogic, Bacon becomes the excuse for still More Bacon.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

swamp gas (discharged by nearby airforce base)


Strange lights viewed by the citizens of Lafeyette, CO.
Many shot video footage.

Friday, March 25, 2011



Mobile Meat Media Experiment

Breakfast: beans, rice, chorizo, eggs

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Monday, March 21, 2011

Nuclear Boy and the Deadly Poo



Japan explains it's doom to it's children with, of course, a cartoon.

Meanwhile the bodies keep piling up. It's gonna take more than cartoons to explain that.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

agenda



Whiskey, Shepherds Pie, and the Full Fry. In no particular order.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

'Bidness as Usual'

Politics, Mind-Games, and The Good ol' Shadowy Military-Industrial Complex:
Army Intelligence busted running Psy-Ops on US senators.
Same fuckers, same dirty tricks, different day.
But then, atrocity is kinda the human M.O, and there's not an accomplishment we can point to that isn't somehow smeared with the same bloody fingerprints.

"Science! If it can be done, it must be done; If it can not, we will make a way!"

Completely Necessary Experimentation


Self Replicating War Machines and Combat Nano-Swarms.

Hunter-Killer Cheetah Robot

Nano-Circuitry and the Worlds smallest computer...

Meat Wisdom:

"...You teach yourself to wire up your own brain and gut and reproductive organs into one frightening machine that you aim at the planet like a meat gun..."
-Spider Jerusalem


"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.”

“There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry." -
-Mark Twain


Primarily I'm a meat man, although once in a while I toy with a few vegetables.
-Nat King Cole



"A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age. "
-Shakespeare


“One who is addicted to intoxicating drinks and meat eating and leads a sensuous life is a demonic being. Such a person is intensely selfish and has no feeling or consideration for others.”

- Sri Sathya Sai Baba


“I have known many meat eaters to be far more nonviolent than vegetarians.”

- Mahatma Gandhi