Thursday, January 20, 2011


For every feel-good moment of sunshiny contentment:
An old lady throws a kitten in dumpster.
A young girl joyfully drowns puppies.
Teenagers kick a pregnant girl bloody on a crowded bus, and people just look away and ignore it.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Stories Spilling into Personalities


Vigilante Police group "The Punishers" outfitted themselves with a familiar skull emblem.

Meta-Fictional Reality or Out-of-Control Cosplay, either way, there has been an escalation...
"Real Life Superheros". On Facebook and the News.
And the next Logical Step.

Open Source Batman

Monday, January 10, 2011

Hometown Dead Meat



Last week thousands of birds and fish died in Arkansas, their bodies falling from the sky over Beebe and washing up along the shore of the Arkansas River inexplicably.
This is happening all over the world and in increasing frequency. However, it's an old phenomena, and stranger things fall from the sky all the time (fish, frogs, crabs, strange gray jelly and living red ooze).
"Science is struggling to explain these things. These are examples of the surprises that nature can still bring...More research is needed,"
say The experts, who also, of course, claim the instances are totally unrelated, though they have no idea what did cause either sudden die off, and they assure us it's nothing to worry about for even a moment. At the same time they also maintain that "this is a classic example of freak events coinciding..."
How fucking scientific.
These things do happen all the time, therefore they can be both totally commonplace and a freak coincidence. Nothing is connected because it's always just coincidence when measured in terms of specialist modern science, especially a few paid and pressured mouthpieces, and don't you dare mention the Oil Spill Disaster that happened recently and not too far away, because that's all magically gone now, so stop bringing it up....

Friday, December 31, 2010

Cookbook Classics

Anthony Bourdain's Holiday Special

Sandwiches You Will Like

Human Population Growth, Economy and Technology: The "Necessity" of Cloned Meat

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

There were moments of dreams I was offered to save
I lived less like a workhorse, more like a slave
I thought that one quick moment that was noble or brave
Would be worth the most of my life.

So I pointed my fingers, and shouted a few quotes I knew
As if something that's written should be taken as true
But every path I have taken and conclusion I drew
Would put truth back under the knife.

And now the only piece of advice that continues to help:
Is anyone that's making anything new only breaks something else.

So I took what I wanted and put it out of my reach
I wanted to pay for my successes with all my defeats,
And if heaven was all that was promised to me
Why don't I pray for death?

And now it seems like the unraveling has started too soon,
Now I'm sleeping in hallways and I'm drinking perfume
And I'm speaking to mirrors and I'm howling at moons
While the worse and the worse that it gets.

Oh you can judge all the world on the sparkle that you think it lacks.
Yes you can stare into the abyss, but it's staring right back.


Dawes,
When My Time Comes


If You Let Me Be Your Anchor
Take Me out of the City

Friday, December 3, 2010

Senate passes Food Bill, but sadly fails to read the constitutional fine print.

Mario Batali and the Future of Food.

Culture Wars and Foodie Elitism.

The Myth of Organic labels.

The Innocent Non-Browning Apple

South Park spoofs Food Porn and it's distributors.

"I'd take some red wine, and a wooden spoon, and I'd deglaze the fuck out of that pan..."


Thursday, December 2, 2010


Meat Wisdom:

"...You teach yourself to wire up your own brain and gut and reproductive organs into one frightening machine that you aim at the planet like a meat gun..."
-Spider Jerusalem


"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.”

“There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry." -
-Mark Twain


Primarily I'm a meat man, although once in a while I toy with a few vegetables.
-Nat King Cole



"A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age. "
-Shakespeare


“One who is addicted to intoxicating drinks and meat eating and leads a sensuous life is a demonic being. Such a person is intensely selfish and has no feeling or consideration for others.”

- Sri Sathya Sai Baba


“I have known many meat eaters to be far more nonviolent than vegetarians.”

- Mahatma Gandhi