Saturday, May 21, 2011

ruptured rapture regret

The Rapture may or may not have happened. The streets are still full of preachers, but the side stage of the titty bar is mysteriously empty for a Saturday night...

The Macho Man Messiah Meme;


"And Macho Man did journey into heaven to smite the evil Jesus and stop the impending doom of the rapture which did pass, yay for he is great, yay for he is Randy Savage.
-R.I.P"



Indeed. And how much worse it could be.
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Meat Wisdom:

"...You teach yourself to wire up your own brain and gut and reproductive organs into one frightening machine that you aim at the planet like a meat gun..."
-Spider Jerusalem


"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.”

“There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry." -
-Mark Twain


Primarily I'm a meat man, although once in a while I toy with a few vegetables.
-Nat King Cole



"A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age. "
-Shakespeare


“One who is addicted to intoxicating drinks and meat eating and leads a sensuous life is a demonic being. Such a person is intensely selfish and has no feeling or consideration for others.”

- Sri Sathya Sai Baba


“I have known many meat eaters to be far more nonviolent than vegetarians.”

- Mahatma Gandhi