I've been in Fayetteville on Family business the last few days.
Saw my Sister get married. Visited my grandparents and aunts and uncles and few old friends.
Got the ol' drive-by nostalgia.
Ready for the first flight into Portland tomorrow morning.

new comic day

Jonathan Hickman talks about SHIELD

Dodgem Logic, the new magazine by Alan Moore

PartiallyClips

Wondermark

lovable fatty tissue smile

Statistics and probability are usually wrong, essentially meaningless.
Worst Jobs in Science.
China cranks out new synthetic recreational drugs.
The Electric Shotgun
Thirteen year-old girl wakes up from coma fluent in German.
Two Distinct Views on Fried Breakfast.
Astronomers discover Ninety percent more Universe.

Good news for the gene-pool: Angst filled Teen chops of his own penis.
The FBI's Serial Killer Museum.
Padded bras for children. Which of course leads to things like this.
Nuke Summit displays none of the New Openness and Transparency.
Why splice together a completely fatal, rapidly infectious hybrid virus? Well, why not?

Hundreds of Congressmen write joint letter expressing unconditional support of Israel. Despite the fact that the UN has declared them guilty of war crimes on repeated occasions; cutting off food, water, and power to civilian districts. Using Uranium enriched munitions, dirty bombs, and radioactive phosphorous mortar rounds. Then again, I guess they'll stop committing atrocities when the backfire of playing with biological and chemical weapons on a dense civilian populace gets ugly enough.

“The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them.”
-George Orwell

Hank Williams wins a Pulitzer.
Billy Joe Shaver wants his bullet back.
Carnivorous Tomatoes.
Porn in braille.
Ten Horrible Things found inside a Human Body.
Hedge Funds and the bottom line.
China and a growing gender problem.
Mexican Drug Cartels join forces against rival.
Life at the edge of a wormhole.
Light, Black-holes, Time Dilation.
The Megaliths of Sun-Worshiping Briton.

"Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane."
-Philip K. Dick

Cannibalize a Dead God in a Purity Ritual...

...and tell me that's not Pagan as hell.

Happy Ēostre

Zombie Jesus Day

"My God. They're made out of Meat..."

Meatloaf Wedding Cake
Neighbor annoyed by exorcisms.
Action Comics No.1 goes for 1.5 mil.
The Hieroglyphs of Iron Age Scotland
Giant Sea Bugs: Looks like Gigantic and Delicious Primeval Lobster Tail...
Gallery of Rube Goldberg Machines.

Massive Sun Storms due...
Electromagnetic Moral Compass Manipulation.

Downloading, Transhumanism, and the Future of the Meatsack

Japanese Rape-Torture Video Games: Not new at all, but now widely available.

dangerously nostalgic aural distortions

Easy To Be hard, Jennifer Warnes
The Hard Way Every Time, Jim Croce
My Old Ways, Dr Dog
Melody Day, Caribou
Wucan, Black Mountain
No One Does It Like You, the Department of Eagles
Fish Fight, King Khan and BBQ Show
I Can't Sleep At Night, The Deadly Snakes
Straight Shooter, Reigning Sound
Driving Nails in my Coffin, Ernest Tubb
Tear It Down, a young Old Crow and the Medicine Show
Too Much Time, John Vanderslice