Wednesday, April 14, 2010

lovable fatty tissue smile


Statistics and probability are usually wrong, essentially meaningless.
Worst Jobs in Science.
China cranks out new synthetic recreational drugs.
The Electric Shotgun
Thirteen year-old girl wakes up from coma fluent in German.
Two Distinct Views on Fried Breakfast.
Astronomers discover Ninety percent more Universe.

Good news for the gene-pool: Angst filled Teen chops of his own penis.
The FBI's Serial Killer Museum.
Padded bras for children. Which of course leads to things like this.
Nuke Summit displays none of the New Openness and Transparency.
Why splice together a completely fatal, rapidly infectious hybrid virus? Well, why not?

Hundreds of Congressmen write joint letter expressing unconditional support of Israel. Despite the fact that the UN has declared them guilty of war crimes on repeated occasions; cutting off food, water, and power to civilian districts. Using Uranium enriched munitions, dirty bombs, and radioactive phosphorous mortar rounds. Then again, I guess they'll stop committing atrocities when the backfire of playing with biological and chemical weapons on a dense civilian populace gets ugly enough.

“The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them.”
-George Orwell

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Meat Wisdom:

"...You teach yourself to wire up your own brain and gut and reproductive organs into one frightening machine that you aim at the planet like a meat gun..."
-Spider Jerusalem


"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.”

“There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry." -
-Mark Twain


Primarily I'm a meat man, although once in a while I toy with a few vegetables.
-Nat King Cole



"A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age. "
-Shakespeare


“One who is addicted to intoxicating drinks and meat eating and leads a sensuous life is a demonic being. Such a person is intensely selfish and has no feeling or consideration for others.”

- Sri Sathya Sai Baba


“I have known many meat eaters to be far more nonviolent than vegetarians.”

- Mahatma Gandhi