Friday, April 30, 2010

childe ov psyience


Entry from the journal of Dr (Name Delete):
"...the nanocarbon wires used to hold my eyes open for the duration of the procedure are uncomfortable, but necessary. An information-bacteria infection overstimulates the tear ducts, compensating somewhat for the dryness of the lens and rawness in the surrounding tissue.
The jaw was more difficult, but I used one of the smaller surgical lasers to cauterize many of the pain receptors in that part of my face before the implants were finalized, so the rest was easy, though I have to be cautious with the nervous system clamps; It is vital I retain full cognition and sensory input otherwise during the neural overload and integration process.
The primary conjunction points will deliver the DMT concentrate solution directly into the cerebrum and spinal tissue, while the secondary support systems pump adrenaline saturated blood into main arteries to stop shock induced heart failure.
...The towels, of course, will need to burned after cleaning up from entry into the third phase.
The Costs to my associates, my body, to my mind and very humanity have been great indeed. But any price is worth finding some way to reverse this damned retrogenetic virus. I'll have to build some sort of synthetic womb-tank for this little body if I am not successful soon.

Let the experiment begin..."

Thursday, April 29, 2010

signal, noise, mincemeat




'When we understand that slide, we'll have won the war."
-General Stanley McChrystal, US and NATO force commander


“I suspect there could be life and intelligence out there in forms we can’t conceive... Just as a chimpanzee can’t understand quantum theory, it could be there are aspects of reality that are beyond the capacity of our brains.”
-Steven Hawking


Giant Laser creates miniature Sun.
The Power of Lucky Charms.
Bullshit and Noise about WWII.
Hallucinogenic Drugs used to treat Depression, Anxiety.
Lethal Fungus Infection spreading through Pacififc Northwest.
Bigger Cages and Chicken Cannibalism
Malcolm X Assassin freed on bail.
Killer in Utah faces Firing Squad.
Secret sterilization program in Uzbekistan.

Prompt Global Strike
: The mach 5 missile.
Robotic Space Plane X-37B. Reagan would be proud...
Tiny Map: Building Nanoscale Objects
"Ancestral Eve" Acid Crystal
Baluarte Bridge: The Largest Tunnel-Highway Project ever undertaken in North America.

Giant Corpse Flower
ready to blossom with the scent of rotting meat.
Japanese social structure and blood type personalities.

Monday, April 26, 2010



Edward Gross, August 31, 1925- April 21, 2010

Go In Peace, you tough old bastard.
They don't make 'em like you anymore, and maybe that's just as well, but to me you were a Legendary Man's Man who made it through the world when it was much rougher for most folks, and in the final tally you did most of it with an ax and a gun and a sack of peaches handy.
You'll be missed by many and remembered strangely, often with laughter, and maybe none can leave any better thing.

Brahms, Bach Guitar
When You Awake, Rick Danko
I Shall Be Released, The Band
Wide River to Cross, Levon Helm
Sinkhole, Where the Devil Don't Stay, DBT
Long As I Can See The Light, CCR
Southern Anthem, Iron and Wine
I Am Weary, The Cox Family
Tiger Mountain Peasant Song, White Winter Hymnal, Fleet Foxes
King Cobra in the Guts of Valhalla, Pleasure Forever

Bardo Thodol

Heart of Christ, once in Agony
Have Mercy on Us, The Dying

Monday, April 19, 2010



I've been in Fayetteville on Family business the last few days.
Saw my Sister get married. Visited my grandparents and aunts and uncles and few old friends.
Got the ol' drive-by nostalgia.
Ready for the first flight into Portland tomorrow morning.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

new comic day


Jonathan Hickman talks about SHIELD


Dodgem Logic, the new magazine by Alan Moore


PartiallyClips


Wondermark

lovable fatty tissue smile


Statistics and probability are usually wrong, essentially meaningless.
Worst Jobs in Science.
China cranks out new synthetic recreational drugs.
The Electric Shotgun
Thirteen year-old girl wakes up from coma fluent in German.
Two Distinct Views on Fried Breakfast.
Astronomers discover Ninety percent more Universe.

Good news for the gene-pool: Angst filled Teen chops of his own penis.
The FBI's Serial Killer Museum.
Padded bras for children. Which of course leads to things like this.
Nuke Summit displays none of the New Openness and Transparency.
Why splice together a completely fatal, rapidly infectious hybrid virus? Well, why not?

Hundreds of Congressmen write joint letter expressing unconditional support of Israel. Despite the fact that the UN has declared them guilty of war crimes on repeated occasions; cutting off food, water, and power to civilian districts. Using Uranium enriched munitions, dirty bombs, and radioactive phosphorous mortar rounds. Then again, I guess they'll stop committing atrocities when the backfire of playing with biological and chemical weapons on a dense civilian populace gets ugly enough.

“The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them.”
-George Orwell

Tuesday, April 13, 2010


Hank Williams wins a Pulitzer.
Billy Joe Shaver wants his bullet back.
Carnivorous Tomatoes.
Porn in braille.
Ten Horrible Things found inside a Human Body.
Hedge Funds and the bottom line.
China and a growing gender problem.
Mexican Drug Cartels join forces against rival.
Life at the edge of a wormhole.
Light, Black-holes, Time Dilation.
The Megaliths of Sun-Worshiping Briton.

"Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane."
-Philip K. Dick

Sunday, April 4, 2010


Meat Wisdom:

"...You teach yourself to wire up your own brain and gut and reproductive organs into one frightening machine that you aim at the planet like a meat gun..."
-Spider Jerusalem


"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.”

“There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry." -
-Mark Twain


Primarily I'm a meat man, although once in a while I toy with a few vegetables.
-Nat King Cole



"A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age. "
-Shakespeare


“One who is addicted to intoxicating drinks and meat eating and leads a sensuous life is a demonic being. Such a person is intensely selfish and has no feeling or consideration for others.”

- Sri Sathya Sai Baba


“I have known many meat eaters to be far more nonviolent than vegetarians.”

- Mahatma Gandhi