Sunday, May 23, 2010

True Synthetic Cellular Life

"It is a living species. It is self-replicating. Its only genetic code is what we built into it chemically. Every protein is dictated by that genetic code. This is a new, independent species whose origin was the computer, not some genetic relative."
- J. Craig Venter

May 21, 2010 it was announced that a form of wholly synthetic cellular life has been developed, and this seems to me a good a date as any to mark the beginning of a truly different time in the history of man. The ground has dropped from beneath our feet and we plunge deep into a new business entirely, a place where the old arguments and conceptions of 'life' and what is 'natural' are made wholly irreverent.
The question is not whether we should or should not do a thing, but only whether or not we are able to yet; a matter of technique. If we can do a thing, we must. Such is our 'nature.'


Grey Goo Scenario

"...Even so, some people argue that living goo, or even a combination of nanotechnology and biotechnology to create organic replicators, is a more realistic threat than grey goo. Arguing that bacteria are ubiquitous and extraordinarily powerful, Bill Bryson (2003) says that the Earth is “their planet” and that we only exist on it because “they allow us to”. Margulis and Sagan (1995) go further, arguing that all organisms, having descended from bacteria, are in a sense bacteria. Many kinds of bacteria are in fact essential for human life and are found in large quantities in the human digestive tract, in a symbiotic relationship.
Thus a living goo could be a multicellular organism that obtains its raw materials to grow through ecophagy, and then grows through a process of exponential assembly such as cell division.
A more literal biological analogy to grey goo are prions, which have been implicated in such diseases as kuru, Mad Cow disease, Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, and fatal familial insomnia. In all of these conditions, an abnormal protein possesses the ability to unfold and refold other normally functioning proteins into copies of itself. Prions are extraordinarily contagious and difficult to destroy, but their relatively sluggish rate of transformation has prevented them from successfully overrunning the biosphere.

Existential Risk
"Life and death appeared to me ideal bounds, which I should first break through, and pour a torrent of light into our dark world...
I had desired it with an ardour that far exceeded moderation; but now that I had finished, the beauty of the dream vanished, and breathless horror and disgust filled my heart."
- Mary Shelly, Frankenstein

Thursday, May 20, 2010



Portland Chefs brawl and whine over Pig Dinner Winner.
Wendy's Customer requests mustard, brandishes stun gun.
Trail of blood leads to Fight Club.
String of Apple Factory workers commit suicide.
Class of 2010: Good fucking luck.
$635m in Masterpieces Stolen: Art Heist at museum of modern art.
Current estimate of worlds fish supply: 40 years.
Modern Moonshine.
Japan's Solar Sail craft to orbit Venus.

DIO Tribute

Monday, May 17, 2010

it's not blood, it's just corn syrup


Timecrowave!

The oil-siphon attempt dislodges.
Ignoring permits
and the underestimated oil leak.

Homeless Paradise in Hawaii: Free food, shelter, and healthcare on the taxpayer dime.
Private intelligence contractors still working in Afghanistan.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

there is a hook for everyone

Choke on it, hippies.
The sun does not shine on you.
The shit-wind blows ill across us all.

Richer than God, Trading for Free.
Massive Black Hole.
Convent Cocaine Ring.
Declassified Pentagon MK-Ultra Reports.
John Stewart explains the long number.

"Bankers - pillars of society who are going to hell if there is a God and He has been accurately quoted."
-John Ralston Saul

Monday, May 10, 2010

gulf-shore fish vinaigrette

The Magic Dome that was supposed to stop the spreading oil spill in the gulf of Mexico has failed, and the estimates getting thrown around about size of the slick keep getting smaller, while it's coverage tripled in two days...
And here's an idea that combines the thrill of the ecological damage caused by the existent oil leak with the aesthetic satisfaction of filling the ocean with shredded tires: plugging the oil spill with trash.


Meanwhile, in outer space, plans to for building the largest scientific apparatus are shaping up:The Laser Interferometer Space Antenna

The mystery fatal fungal infection in the Northwest US linked to rouge microbiologist.

Organic Molecular Computer
: True Neural-networking.
Battlefield Sutures with Light.
Withdrawal, Addiction, and Hangovers.
Ron Paul on Auditing the Fed.

Abandoned Haitian Children.
Seventeen year-old toddler
.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Trust Us. We Are Professionals.


Research


Development


Experimentation


Analysis


Theory


Big Knives

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Secret Meat of the Week #1


Cuban Burger Recipe Transmission:
"...there ain't much to the burgers, pretty much just:

1 pound sirloin, ground
1 pound chorizo, loose ground
add few dashes of pepper/salt/garlic powder or just about 1 clove minced fresh garlic...
mix thoroughly, let sit 5 minutes or in refrigerator for longer...
drizzle olive oil in the pan,
low heat...slow cook, about 10 minutes..
turn up to medium 3-5 minutes..
give em the occasional flip during the sear...
remove burger patties from rendered chorizo grease, let rest for a second.
toast yer bread with some muenster or manchego cheese on top..
add ham and/or sweet pickles and pickled peppers/onions...
no fucking sauce,but mustard if ya gotta..
certainly no goddamn ketchup....."

Food Porn, parts one and two.

embrace the radiation voices


Time to Belly up to the Harsh Fucking Truth: Cellphones DO CAUSE CANCER, just like Cigarettes, in fact.
We get to watch them play out the last scene in Thank You for Smoking.
Imagine the indignation at being asked to step outside of the bar in the rain to use your phone. At the wave of stickers and signs that blossom at the entrance to every building telling to to turn off your blackberries and iphones.
I know, the terrible inconvenience.
Too bad.

Meat Wisdom:

"...You teach yourself to wire up your own brain and gut and reproductive organs into one frightening machine that you aim at the planet like a meat gun..."
-Spider Jerusalem


"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.”

“There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry." -
-Mark Twain


Primarily I'm a meat man, although once in a while I toy with a few vegetables.
-Nat King Cole



"A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age. "
-Shakespeare


“One who is addicted to intoxicating drinks and meat eating and leads a sensuous life is a demonic being. Such a person is intensely selfish and has no feeling or consideration for others.”

- Sri Sathya Sai Baba


“I have known many meat eaters to be far more nonviolent than vegetarians.”

- Mahatma Gandhi