Sunday, May 2, 2010

embrace the radiation voices


Time to Belly up to the Harsh Fucking Truth: Cellphones DO CAUSE CANCER, just like Cigarettes, in fact.
We get to watch them play out the last scene in Thank You for Smoking.
Imagine the indignation at being asked to step outside of the bar in the rain to use your phone. At the wave of stickers and signs that blossom at the entrance to every building telling to to turn off your blackberries and iphones.
I know, the terrible inconvenience.
Too bad.
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Meat Wisdom:

"...You teach yourself to wire up your own brain and gut and reproductive organs into one frightening machine that you aim at the planet like a meat gun..."
-Spider Jerusalem


"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.”

“There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry." -
-Mark Twain


Primarily I'm a meat man, although once in a while I toy with a few vegetables.
-Nat King Cole



"A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age. "
-Shakespeare


“One who is addicted to intoxicating drinks and meat eating and leads a sensuous life is a demonic being. Such a person is intensely selfish and has no feeling or consideration for others.”

- Sri Sathya Sai Baba


“I have known many meat eaters to be far more nonviolent than vegetarians.”

- Mahatma Gandhi